gwnne:

my partner tried to call me a sweetheart the other day but he misspelled it and I read it as “sweetbeard” and then I decided that this is what dwarf couples call each other

so, naturally, here are two dwarves on a date

(via straight-as-a-curly-fry)

eleventhdcctor:

do u ever think about the fact that it has now been over a thousand years in the doctor’s personal timeline since he first crashed into little amelia pond’s back garden

do u ever remember how the doctor’s home on trenzalore was papered with drawings of his adventures with the ponds

do u ever think about how the doctor hadn’t seen amy for over 800 years by the end of the siege of trenzalore and yet she was still the last thing to go through his mind before he regenerated

do u ever just cry

filing this under things that i didn’t need to be reminded about

thorxndor:

since I’m 18 now I had to call the hospital myself to get test results and I was simply planning on saying that I had a blood test last week and if I could get the results back but when the woman answered I said “I want my blood back” and hung up the phone, so I’m never trying that again

(via tardis221b)