so i am subbing in English today and the rule for the school is that if you don’t come prepared with all materials and have to borrow a book/pencil from the teacher, you have to give something in return. one student forgot his book while the other student forgot her pencil, so i took a shoe from each of them. another student pointed out to me that they are one left and one right shoe, and nicknamed them “Romeo and Shoelete” the two “Lace crossed lovers” 
i just about died from laughter…

so i am subbing in English today and the rule for the school is that if you don’t come prepared with all materials and have to borrow a book/pencil from the teacher, you have to give something in return. one student forgot his book while the other student forgot her pencil, so i took a shoe from each of them. another student pointed out to me that they are one left and one right shoe, and nicknamed them “Romeo and Shoelete” the two “Lace crossed lovers” 

i just about died from laughter…